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Funny  Bunny Fridays

the goddam cat

pissed on my pillow

'cause I wouldn't give him

an extra tablespoon of

his favorite canned food

I was trying to draw the line

because I was typing in a poem

and he walked across the keyboard

three times

and then SAT on it

like he always does

he knows I can't get anything done

till I get up and feed 

his obsession

don't know what happened

to that other poem

after I lost my train of thought

so instead you've got this one

thank the little pisser for that

cunningest cat I ever seen...

and one of the fattest

I gotta do some laundry