RUBBER DUCKIE (Google "giant rubber duck.")

Imaginary Garden With Real Toads--d'Verse Poets Pub

The GIANT RUBBER DUCKIE
is on its way
coming to America
any day

He's been to Hong Kong
and Australia too
Six stories high 
my oh my
and coming soon
to a harbor near you


Here comes that duckie
let's give him a hand 
sure hope he ain't full of 
North Koreans
ready to invade
when they reach dry land
(We will have to shoot them down
or they'll be goose-steppin' it
all over town)

A Trojan horse
is a horse 
of course
that's not the same as geese

and a duck 
is a duck
you silly fuk
let's hope he comes in peace

A big yellow duck 
to spread goodwill
throughout the universe

reminding us of when we were small
and putting time in reverse

Hey, lookit me
I'm taking my bath
with my yellow rubber duck

I won't lie to you
he used to be blue 
but I peed in the tub...
yuk yuk yuk! 

There's a big yellow duck
he's sailing the ocean
or so that's what I've heard

we'll all welcome him
to America
except for Big Bird
who's jealous...

oh, what a Big Turd! 

In the middle of typing this poem, I looked down at the chocolate stain that was on the front of my pants from the night before,  (I hadn't bothered to remove it yet) and incredibly I saw that the chocolate stain was in the shape of a duck!  AMAZING COINCIDENCE?  EERIE OMEN?  OR THE WORK OF THE DEVIL?  The photo of the stain is what you see at the top of the poem. Make of it what you will!!!!!!