Showing posts with label Bigfoot. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bigfoot. Show all posts
Monday, March 2, 2020
THE STARS RUN THEIR COURSE
a beggar-king
at Burger King
asking for The Impossible
now I'm a SpongeBob diver
beneath the 12 mile reef
a broken lance
torn underpants
it undermines
all my carefully curated bravado
so many lifetimes
you think Bigfoot
is concerned about
his carbon footprint?
and the case against
having anything
is that you've so much
to lose
(I'll send obligatory
condolences
or maybe congratulations)
but anytime you switch on
the radio
and Steely Dan
comes wafting
(like those Santa Ana winds)
you're ahead of the game
the bathroom down the hall
always has somebody in there
beneath the hand-scrawled sign
that says
Please take a seat
you can
of course
always hang it out the window
unless it faces the street
let the stars run their course
it all makes sense
in mysterious ways
one day your writings
will be all that's left of you
Thursday, December 8, 2011
WHEN YOU GET RIGHT DOWN TO IT
All right
NATURE LOVERS--
When you get right down to it...
It is UNNATURAL to
trim one's hair
It is unnatural to
shave one's beard
Or to shave one's legs
(and I knew plenty of women in the 70's
who were fully cognizant of this!)
When you get right down to it...
It is unnatural to
get a bikini wax
Or to allow someone
to unceremoniously rip off
the hair
that is naturally growing
on one's back
with that sticky tape...
AAAAAGGGHHHH...son-of-a-BITCH !
When you get right down to it...
Were we to opt for the completely
NATURAL LOOK
we would all
(eventually)
be the spitting image of BIGFOOT
Just like the aggressive
chest-thumping
barely evolved past apehood
species that we are...
And wouldn't the Victoria's Secret fashion show look funny then?
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