pissed on my pillow
'cause I wouldn't give him
an extra tablespoon of
his favorite canned food
I was trying to draw the line
because I was typing in a poem
and he walked across the keyboard
three times
and then SAT on it
like he always does
he knows I can't get anything done
till I get up and feed
his obsession
don't know what happened
to that other poem
after I lost my train of thought
so instead you've got this one
thank the little pisser for that
cunningest cat I ever seen...
and one of the fattest
I gotta do some laundry
