A cold front? A warm front?
Will it rain or shine?
He can't remember what she said
Cuz she just looks so fine
There's sexy Sue, and Ashley too
Reporting with exuberance
Then one day without warning
WHOAH--a big protuberance!
Now her face is glowing
Smiling oh so brightly
Cuz she's so proud to show the world
What she's been doing nightly
Oy! His curvy fantasy
Has turned into a blob
And now it's plain for all to see
That she's been laying down on the job
The boss was overheard to say
(Only half in jest)
That when she stands in front of the map
Her bulge blots out the whole midwest
Oh, those pregnant weather girls
There's one on every station
Don't get too used to seeing her
She'll soon be on vacation
Now you see her, now you don't
Now filling in--the janitor, STEVE!
But hey folks out there, don't you fret
She'll be back after months of maternity leave
She knows the camera loves her
But so does good ole Ted
And things would be much simpler
If she could just do the weather from bed
Yep, she's gonna have it all
A career and kiddies too
But all those little darlings
Will be raised by a nanny named Cindy Lou
