Always hated fukken Valentine's Day
cuz you had to git all dressed up
and show up wit a box of chocolates
under youse arm and
take her out to dinner
and da whole bit
when what you really wanted to do
was stay home and watch da basketball game
in your skivvies
and to make matters worse
a couple weeks later
she ain't even wit you no mo!!!
what kinda deal is dat?
think I got out just in time man
what wit dis war between da sexes
dat's raging today
HEY
I ain't gonna study war no more
so why would I need
some old battle-axe around???
now I be watchin' da game
and poppin' dem yummy chocolates
into my own face
finally catchin' on
finally wakin' up
to da realization
at long long last
just how sweet life can be...
when I'm in love wit me
