THE LAST LAUGH

For One Shot Wednesday

You've come a long way

baby

from the bustle

to the thong

While you're thinking chic

we're thinking CHEEK

but what's been lost

is a certain mystique

that made grandpa

stay with grandma

for half a century

so entranced by finally laying

eyes upon that which had been concealed

for so long that he never got over it

But now

with nothing left to the imagination

could it be that men will find

that we are REALLY more attracted to your mind?