You think that the president is a Muslim
You think that toilet paper is for wearing on your head
You think that the president is a Muslim
You believe the bogeyman is underneath your bed
You think that the president is a Muslim
Your cake was left out in the rain
You think that the president is a Muslim
Because the bedbugs ate your brain
You think that the president is a Muslim
What he's told you doesn't matter
You think that the president is a Muslim
Cuz you're mad as a hatter
You think that the president is a Muslim
Because it feeds into your psychosis
You think that the president is a Muslim
Didja know ya got halitosis?
You think that the president is a Muslim
Now you're off to sniff some glue
You think that the president is a Muslim
Because there's something loose...and it's a SCREW!
