PERV...2011

dVerse Poets Pub

I had a dream that Sarah Palin

was letting me feel her up--

and during those few moments

when my hands

were running wild over her body,

fingers even slipping inside her pants,

I thought that I might even

get to like her a little--

even though I find her politics

alarming,

and her cavalier disregard for living creatures

appalling,

but getting a feel for her was

pleasing--

and no, she didn't mind at all--

so I felt a bit confused

when she said she would do

whatever it took to win my vote,

and so I said okay

you've got my vote...

cuz that was what it took.

Then I allowed her to get back in line,

and she boarded her flight.