Oh, we're walking in the park
cuz I promised not to bark
hi ho the merrio
we're walking in the park
Now she let go of the leash
so I can be released
hi ho the merrio
she let go of the leash
Oh we're having so much fun
cuz I just love to run
hi ho the merrio
we're having so much fun
Now I'm squatting in the grass
and it's tickling my ass
hi ho the merrio
I'm squatting in the grass
Now I'm pooping on the leash
and it's such a sweet release
hi ho the merrio
I'm pooping on the leash
Now she's coming from behind
and she don't know what she'll find
hi ho the merrio
she's coming from behind
Oh don't grab the leash right there
or you will get a scare
hi ho the merrio
don't grab the leash...right...THERE!
ha hahaha ha! That's why THIS lady never lets her dogs off leash in the park.
ReplyDeleteLoved it!
"hi ho the merrio" indeed.
ReplyDeleteI haven't had that happen, but there have been holes in the bags I've used to pick up the messes!
ReplyDeleteTim, if we're following each-other, that could possibly mean we're going in circles.
LOL that's a great one, I love it..poor woofs they should be allowed to run free...we're on similar tracks this morning Tim!
ReplyDeleteI bet you could do as well composing a cat ditty! And did you know there was a product called Poop Freeze? Google that and laff!
ReplyDeleteTALON,
ReplyDeletePerhaps you've learned from experience?
J COSMO,
Line up, we're playing ring around the Rosie next!
KOBICO,
It's in the bag...no it ain't, it's in your hand! OOOHHH...
Going in circles? True...but the view from here is nice!
LORRAINE,
A little doo-doo is a small price to pay for freedom, wouldn't you agree?
TERI,
Funny stuff! You spray it on and it forms a protective coating around the poop which makes it easier (and more pleasant, I'm sure) to pick up.
And I thought a POOP FREEZE was something you get at the Dairy Queen!
The lady and her dog
ReplyDeleteThe lady and her dog
Hi ho the merrio
The comedy of you blog!
Just lovit, Tim!!
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totally Tim!
ReplyDeleteYou said poo poo...lucky for you Sir Silley is indisposed today!
ReplyDeleteMAGYAR,
ReplyDeleteSweet poem...I will cherish it. :)
LORRAINE,
Maybe Sir Silley is too preoccupied with his own poo poo...wasn't that a phase of development that Freud talked about? (hee hee)
That was fun to read, left a smile on my face! Nice!
ReplyDeleteSCENTOFMYHEART,
ReplyDeleteThank you so much...I will be there!
A fun and icky poem. I can imagine some lite woofy actually thinking these thoughts.
ReplyDeleteARLENE,
ReplyDeleteFrom my observation, they seem to have a sixth sense about when the leash is directly underneath them and then...it's bombs away!
LOL I love it, you made my day Tim, thank you
ReplyDeleteps dogs should be without leashes, all they do is talk and jump on people with happiness, unless they're mistreated, so they can beaten and leashed all the time...and there is not much that hurts me more than seeing a dog or a cat tortured
LOL....LOL.... great take on the dog walk! Mine too was inspired by taking the dog walking.
ReplyDeleteOh, where do I begin
ReplyDeletethis poem is a win
hi ho the merrio
you left me with a grin
what fun - and of course, it begged to be sung and so I did :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing this with Potluck, another smile on my face on the second read :)!
ReplyDeleteOh, we're walking in the park
ReplyDeletecuz I promised not to bark
hi ho the merrio
we're walking in the park..
your work is pleasant to read.
stunning imagery, brilliant style.
A+
This gave me such a laugh. Seems the dog's perspective on life is one we all should adopt.
ReplyDeleteHey thanks kids: Lorraine, SuziCate, (you got right in the spirit of it)Reflections, Gospelwriter, Scentofmyheart, Jingle, Kerry ! I'm waiting for someone to admit that the last stanza of this poem has actually happened to them! LOL
ReplyDeleteOh, this is great! You've certainly captured the joy of being a dog!
ReplyDeletedid love that walk with your words!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the lovely contribution to potluck poetry.
ReplyDeleteAward/Treats 4 Poetic Friends of Jingle, Happy Thursday!