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Thursday, March 7, 2013

YOUR FIRST CLUE





Da people dey drive up
to da Bobo's Restaurant.
Dey get outta dere car
and dey waddle inside. 
Later, dey waddle out da door
and back to dere car.
All da people at da Bobo's
dey be waddlin.

Hmmm...You tink dey be servin 
HEALTH food in dere?

I never been inside da Bobo's

and dey say don't judge a book
by its cover
but you know 
if it look like a duck
and waddle like a duck...

One day drivin past da Bobo's
I overhear da waddlers
and dey say:  "Dem Bobo's cheeseboigas...
dey to DIE for!"

quack 
quack 

15 comments:

  1. enough cheeseburgers and i might waddle as well...but dang, some o dem cheezboigers are amazin....

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  2. hah! i s'pose i could try mo' of dat waddlin' to get me some mo' cardio.

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  3. ... and the ducks?
    __Telling 'them ones' that are looking at them:
    "here is what we think." ;<)
    _m

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  4. BRIAN: "cheeseboiga...cheeseboiga...cheeseboiga..."
    MARIAN: 30 minutes of waddlin' a day along with a steady diet of Cheerios will lower your cholestrol, I'm told.
    MAGYAR: Glad you caught onto the "butt" of the joke!

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  5. OMG ... this so very funny, Timo ... makes me remember your other entry: "The First You Must Learn" ... Looove it ... Meow, cat.

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  6. A delightful poem! Do you serve your satire with french fries on the side?

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  7. CAT: Yes, you remembered the voice from "Da First Thing You Must Learn." Glad you enjoyed it, Kitty!
    KERRY: Thanks again, Kerry. Yes indeed, French fries cooked in LARD!

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  8. This is great! I love coming here for a laugh. I do have to say I've yet to meet an obese duck though...

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  9. this was great fun.quack a doodle doo!

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  10. Waddlin' towards death's door one day! Very funny.

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  12. Love this ... so much, Timo ... reminds me of your other piece (The First Thing You Must Learn) ... Always, cat.

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