Buncha doped up hippies
beatin' on their drums...
Buncha drunken rednecks
beatin' on their WOMEN
Buncha doped up hippies
dancing in the street...
Buncha drunken rednecks
PEEING in the street
Buncha doped up hippies
hitting you up for spare change...
Buncha drunken rednecks
hitting you UPSIDE THE HEAD
Buncha doped up hippies
having sex like animals...
Buncha drunken up rednecks
having sex WITH animals
Buncha doped up hippies
could greatly benefit from higher consciousness...
Buncha drunken rednecks
could greatly benefit from higher IQ
Buncha doped up hippies
face down in the potato salad...
Buncha drunken rednecks
FACE DOWN IN THE POTATO SALAD!
Life has a way
of ironing out
the little differences
between us
That was tooo funny and oh so true :)
ReplyDeleteHaha, I love that! But I'll be skipping the potato salad, thank you.
ReplyDeleteSir, again then - thy Language! I am appalled.
ReplyDeleteCINDY,
ReplyDeleteGlad you liked that one!
KOBICO,
Hey, it's a more efficient way of infusing food...no utensils needed!
SIR PERCY,
Nice to hear it...I was concerned you might be losing your hypersensitivity!
It does indeed, Tim. Potato salad will never be the same now...sigh... ;)
ReplyDeletebut I love potato salad!
ReplyDeleteDarn, now I will have drunks and hippies floating around in it.
Great
;)
very funny!
ReplyDeleteTALON,
ReplyDeleteLet he who is without ever being face down in the potato salad cast the first stone!
KKRIGE,
Just pull them up by the hair, take a few scoops, and ease them down back in it. ;)
SHE,
And I tip my hat to you as well!
Very very good. I literally LOL(ed)at stanzas 4 + 5. Re. the potato salad, us(I mean those) doped up hippies would be licking the bowl proclaiming it was the best potato salad that we (I mean they)had ever tasted.
ReplyDeleteDon't you hate it when they fall on the potato salad...ruins everything..
ReplyDeleteLoved it!
Hilarious1 Rofl when I read the potato salad line.
ReplyDeletecheers
This sounds like all my relatives when I was growing up. My grandmother was very propoer, of course, and the worst thing she could think of to say to express her opinion of my hair was that I looked like a Beatle. Which I didn't, but she preferred the slicked back Brylcreem look. Good one, sir.
ReplyDeleteLove it...there is nothing like an old hippie and an old redneck...at the same party eating potato salad...fun...bkm
ReplyDeleteBuncha silly poets
ReplyDelete...face down, in their word salad!
;<)
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This cracked me up!! I loved it. Made me smile at the silliness.
ReplyDeletehahahaaa loved the flow Tim! you amazed me , deep and soul entertaining,
ReplyDeleteLife has a way
of ironing out
the little differences
between us
how true ha!
Delicious One shot :))
ARLENE,
ReplyDeleteI'll be there licking it along with you!
LORRAINE,
The worst part of it is trying to pick the hairs and stuff out of the potato salad once they've left. LOL
DUSTUS,
Much appreciated!
GLYNN,
The "Wet Head" is dead! :)
BKM,
Peaceful coexistence, eh? The only way such disparate folks can get along is when they are totally wasted.
DOUG,
Funny! We are often drunk with it, are we not?
JUST ME,,
Thanks for visiting--I was checking out your blog just a bit ago!
DESERT ROSE,
Thanks so much...and so you see what it sometimes takes to bring everyone into accord with one another...
After last week, I was so excited as I clicked your name on the One Stop Poetry list! Well worth the click. You rock!
ReplyDeletehaha. the more that seperates us the more we realise we are all just as screwed up...too funny...
ReplyDeleteHilarious, but I'll pass on the potato salad!
ReplyDeleteFun and amusing that makes me laugh out loud =P Wonderfully written, my friend:D~
ReplyDeleteThanks for coming by my blog. I found this funny, cool, and really true (I live in TX for goodness sake)..so I read it twice and believe I've seen all these folks in the potato salad at least one. Drunk, stoned and stupid! Cheers. Gay
ReplyDelete(@beachanny)
funny - but then the reality of the truth sets in on both sides of the potato salad
ReplyDeleteGlad you joined us for One Shot today
Moon Smiles
NEVA,
ReplyDeleteWow...that makes me EXCEEDINGLY happy!
BRIAN,
You nailed it!
SUZICATE,
Aw, just have a bite or two--it's made with wine!
RIIKAINFINITYY,
Thanks so much...sometimes you just gotta go for the belly laugh!
BEACHANNY,
Drunk, Stoned, and Stupid...sounds like a country song...or it should be one! :)
iSee that hair in my potato salad.
ReplyDeleteDon't need a song for me to be stupid. A long time since I've been drunk and stoned.
ReplyDeleteThis write just rolled along like Ole Man River. Kept rolling along, then OVER THE DAM...and into the POTATO SALAD--which must have been laced with something.
MOST enjoyable reading this post, Sir!
i think i have now officially been put off potato salad fer life ;-)
ReplyDeleteInteresting...I like the whole "Buncha" even though I dont know what it means...the comparison was great as well...Cheers!
ReplyDeleteHilarious oneshot really laughed hard there but boy you do point out the obvious on both ends. Thank God i don't like potato salad it could have depressed me haha...!
ReplyDeleteLife does have a way of ironing things out with time... interesting poetry.
ReplyDeleteॐ नमः शिवाय
Om Namah Shivaya
Piece as a whole is great. Third last stanza is AMAZING. Love and Light, Sender
ReplyDeleteNice and light for a lousy Wednesday morning, Thanks T this put a smile on my face.
ReplyDeleteFunny and so true! The comments were fun to read, too!
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed it very much!
ReplyDeletenowhere island
MOONDUSTWRITER,
ReplyDeleteThanks for your continuing visits!
KATHLEEN,
Was that beard hair or nose hair?
STEVERONI,
If it wasn't laced with something at first, it was after those faces hit it!
WIDOW,
I'll still eat potato salad, but not at picnic with hippies and rednecks!
EMMANUEL,
Thanks for stopping by--"buncha" means, like, "Hey, barkeep--gimmie a big buncha dem beer nuts over dere!"
WILDROSE.
Glad I could make you laugh!
SHASHI,
Om Namah Shivaya
SENDERUPWORDS,
Thanks...hee hee.
STEVEN,
Glad it brightened your lousy morning a bit.
TERI,
Thanks...the comments and responses are definitely a creative effort of their own!
"They call me Tater Salad!" LOL!
ReplyDeleteThat was a fun and funny one, Catnip!
Ha ha! Love your sense of humor, Timoteo!
ReplyDeleteWe're similar in many ways yet still, we pretend...
Very funny and oh so true. Different is so much the same. I came here via One Stop Poetry's ONe Shot. If you are playing - My One Shot is HERE.
ReplyDeletea really enjoyable piece..that although sounds funny is seriously true..cheers pete
ReplyDeletelove your playfulness.
ReplyDeletefun entry.
Glad to meet.
I will have to try that!
ReplyDeleteAin't is the truth!
ReplyDeleteNow I will never be the same on the other side of the picnic table when they serve potato salad. Ugh! The irony is funny yes, but true. Hippies and rednecks, there are a lot of them in pockets in and around Oregon where I reside.
ReplyDeleteCheers,
Joanny
OMG - and you even illustrated it with potato salad...
ReplyDeleteOh just make me laugh, querido! Totally non-PC, but v.cool!
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