DIGITAL DESOLATION

Woe is me...woe is me...

The digital revolution

has screwed up my TV.

I hooked up my converter box

I did like they said

But now my local PBS station is dead.

I've scanned and I've re-scanned

And I think it's a sin

Cuz that stinking channel just will not come in.

Come to think about it

Those pledge breaks were long

Something about it just struck me as wrong.

They tried to convince me

I should pay them a fee

When I knew damn well their programming was free.

Yeah, something about that

Whole thing smelled funny

And NOW I'm glad I didn't send them any money!