Scintillating fiction, poetry, and commentary...snort it up your snout!
ha. as long as you are not looking in the mirror at the time...you are good...lol...yeah, its the way we all relate you know...smiles.
You had me at "Dumbass"....cackle.
HeHeHe! We can all relate!
BRIAN: Thanks, man. Life is about determining WHO'S the REAL dumbass!!!SHERRY: An excellent Renee Zellweger impersonation!AUDREY: Universal themes..that's my stock in trade. LOL
MAGGIE JEAN: Glad you liked, but you know you spit your drink up all over me.
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Because of a recent interaction, I couldn't help feeling that the "I" in the poetry was playing all the roles.
ARLENE: Sometimes we all play the dumbass---the objective is to play it only rarely, and not all the time.
One thing's for sure - even though everyone is a smartass, there's no shortage of dumbasses around me.
loads of laugh :)
Giggling over here. Yeah, once or twice I've been a dumbass and I've been called on it. But it's true - sometimes the name caller should be checking their reflection in a mirror!
Hey, I resemble that remark!
LOL I know a few of those.
OTHER MARY: And the worst thing is to think you is a smartass when you is really a dumbass.ABIN: Thanks. Nothing better than a chuckle in the morning, I agree.TALON: You know, it's really the dumbasses who are most likely to be name calling just for that specific reason...that they HAVEN'T looked in the mirror LOL
mirrors don't lie or do they?:-))))
This is a true story!
DULCE: No, they don't lie--that's why I try to avoid them!KERRY: As true as they come!
I USED TO LIVE IN A ROOM FULL OF MIRRORSALL I COULD SEE WAS MEWELL I TAKE MY SPIRIT AND I SMASH MY MIRRORSNOW THE WHOLE WORLD IS HERE FOR ME TO SEEI SAID THE WHOLE WORLD IS HERE FOR ME TO SEENOW I'M SEARCHIN' FOR MY LOVE TO BEMore lyrics: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/j/jimi_hendrix/
Sounds like ME talking to myself into the mirror. HA!PEACE--Dumbass
It's even worse when you let the dumbass convince you you're the dumbass even after you realized who the real dumbass was!
CLOUDFACTOR: I love that.STEVE E: I think we've all done a little of that!SERENA: Some dumbasses can be pretty persuasive...look at who gets elected each year!
haha...just cover up that mirror and everything's fine...
Yup, happens all time, even in Mexico. But, my fondest memory is of a family member, who is not very smart, telling me many years ago, that was the smartest person he knew. Now, that was a hearty laugh for me and my husband. Thanks for the chuckle...Pamela