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Thursday, October 1, 2009

THE FINE PRINT
















Void where prohibited. Not available in all states.Results may vary. Not to be combined with any other offer. Limited to stock on hand. On approved credit. Not all buyers will qualify. While supplies last. Promotional rate only. Rates double after first 3 months. 2 year contract required. Prices and participation may vary. Shipping and handling charges of $395.00 apply. Tax, license, and doc fees extra.. 20% gratuity automatically charged to your bill. Risk of suicide may be present. Consult your doctor. Stop using if you develop sudden urges to go berserk and massacre scores of innocent people. May cause headache, diarrhea, vomiting, dry mouth, constipation, hiccups, athletes foot, crotch rot, or death. We know you're an idiot because you'll never bother to read any of this. That's how we stay in business. Have a nice day, dickwad.

7 comments:

  1. I didn't get it all too well, Tim....But I perfectly understand "We know you're an idiot because you'll never bother to read any of this. That's how we stay in business."

    This world -- what to say....Gods must be crazy to keep it going! I sometimes feel...in the most negative of mind sets, :)

    wishes,
    devika

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  2. LOL love this...nice public service you're doing..personally i decided, if whatever illness I have is worse than the effect of the medicine I'll take it. Worked for me!

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  3. Lovit...
    __Some never bother to investigate, or analyze in this, a society of indoctrination for these uncountable years.
    __Terms like 'newspeak,' 'memory hole,' and 'Minitru' come to my mind... the intellectually impoverished Prole that I am.
    __We all need to become more aware. _m

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  4. DEVIKA,
    The way business is done, in the U.S. anyway, is that they tell you one thing in their ad or commercial, then CONTRADICT most of it in the fine print--essentially admitting that they were LYING about the stuff they told you in the advertisement...yes it's crazy, but we humans are a devious group!

    LORRAINE,
    When they get done telling about all of the side effects, I wouldn't go near any of those drugs!

    MAGYAR,
    Yes, and I can always count on you for some sagacious comments :)

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  5. I know, and understand Tim...and devious -- perhaps we make one of the other...who can help, but ourselves!

    Its not easy, perhaps...but then sure, all these are the times that pass....all a water under the same old bridge :)

    I know I am talking too much....sometimes one can't just help...please excuse me, for that,

    wishes,
    devika

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  6. DEVIKA,
    It's never too much for me :)

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  7. thanks Tim :)
    am obliged,

    wishes,
    devika

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