It's getting harder to find...
someone who isn't twenty
has half a brain
has an attention span of more than 10 seconds
It's getting harder to find...
someone who can name one former president
besides George Lincoln and Abraham Washington
who won't call you "honey" at the checkout line
who remembers what I just said even if I can't
It's getting harder to find...
someone who can use
to
too
two
properly in a sentence
who hasn't been spotted at Wal-Mart
with a way too outrageous Brazilian butt lift
the cost of which has consigned them to
meander those aisles for the rest of eternity
who can write a line like
"I'm blessed and I didn't even sneeze"
if U can write a line like that then
me
a
line
or
too
otherwise Dumb and Dumber To
is playing down the street...
see U at the movies
(✿◠‿◠) I sooo luv when my poet friends make me smile.
ReplyDeleteHappy Tuesday Enjoy the movie.
much love...
My purpose in life :)
DeleteLol......loved it to much. Cackle.
ReplyDeleteNice response...chortle...guffaw...!
DeleteThis made me laugh, and I like the way you demonstrated it to.
ReplyDeleteOH, thanks for liking it two!
DeleteTruth bomb! Just what I expect from you. :) I don't know what that butt lift is and hope to never find out. Yikes
ReplyDeleteIt's for those who want to look like Kim Kardashian from the waist down!
DeleteHa.. I would google presidents I think, but maybe I'm excused for not knowing so much about Taft except that he might have been stuck in a bathtub....
ReplyDeleteThat's a weighty subject. He was the only president to also serve as Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. (He appointed himself!!!)
ReplyDeleteI liked those Dumb and Dumber movies. I am trying to imagine what a "Brazilian butt lift" is (and whether I need one). I liked the concern for differentiating between to, too and two.
ReplyDeleteI'm blessed, and I didn't even sneeze either. lol. great line
ReplyDeleteOh honey...your intellectualism overwhelms me.You are two awesome!I could loose my mind over you :)
ReplyDeleteOh, I'm just to flattered...same to U...
DeleteThanks for the fun.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the mammaries ...er...memories
DeleteYeah, it's a bit frustrating, eh?
ReplyDeleteI hear ya, my friend
DeleteI'm with you on this one. The art of intelligent conversation is on the decline.
ReplyDeleteOne day I'll have to go into the reasons for that...ooh fun...
DeleteThis hilarious because it's true of so many people.
ReplyDeleteSad but true
DeleteWon of my favorites of the three... to, and two toos:
ReplyDelete___ This bouquet has a marvelous fragrance -TO IT-. To this, the period too, needs to be set... two words back.
___ TO IT, are two unneeded words so awkwardly and too often applied, to end an already complete sentence.
___ Have I 'one' here_? Smiles_! _m
Nicely dun !!!
Deletedumb and dumber to...really?...where? ;)
ReplyDeleteI know Nwtflix has it--lol
DeleteI haven't watched movies in 30 some years and am also very content with not watching the news, friend Tim ... U understand, man ? Not ? ... Okay then, let me translate this for you: "Me haven't watched no fuckin movies in sum 30 fuckin years and also haven't been watchin any fuckin news, friend Tim ... U fuckin understand what i'm fuckin sayin to you?" ... Ergo, so very tired of stinky mouth foulness ... refusing to participate ... Much love from the clean mean cat.
ReplyDeleteU sure know how to get your fuckin point across :)
DeleteHe-He. Love it. A pith helmet not needed - need the rush of the gush!
ReplyDeleteAnna :o]`
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