Note: The actual date of this post is Monday, March 15th.
Reprinted here, for your dancing and drooling pleasure, is my entry into the SILLY POETRY CONTEST, hosted by Sir Percy at http://percybisque.blogspot.com/ Voting begins on Tuesday, March 16th. Go to Sir Percy's blog and cast your ballot (any time through April 6th) as part of the comment thread of his post for Thursday, March 18th.
For me, the voting results aren't as important as that we've all had a lot of fun with this, and we've stimulated each other's creativity along the way. And whenever I can get a chance to STIMULATE someone, you know I'm there!
So here it is, one more time:
KNIGHT ON THE TOWN
Sir Percy Bisque Silley, sensing his chance
Asked the Lady Lorraine to dance
Kind sir, said she, I don't get much action
But 'tis true, I'm feeling this strange attraction
Oh what could it possibly be
That is drawing me to thee?
Sir Percy replied
(With nothing to hide)
Dear Lady, do not look at me askance
My secret is simple--
There's a magnet in my pants!
