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Tuesday, April 18, 2017

GUSHER




Imaginary Garden With Real Toads--dVerse Poets Pub




You think this is all
random
but even slot machines
are programmed
to spill their guts
at predetermined intervals...

 the only truly random thing
is the poet
and his muse
and when that gusher
may be gettin' ready to blow

 so stand back
ladies and gentlemen
because there's one now
(you can spot him by that
 tormented look in his eye)

 as we move within range
it's advised that you prudently
cover your heads

 we have pith helmets for sale
in the gift shop



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30 comments:

  1. ^.^April 18, 2017 at 4:06 PM

    ...ok, gift sto guy, i'll buy dat orange helmet over dere ... smiles ... Love, cat.

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    1. TimoteoApril 18, 2017 at 7:00 PM

      Looks good on you...wear it on top of your safari hat for extra protection

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  2. Sanaa RizviApril 18, 2017 at 4:19 PM

    I'll take that helmet :) fire away!

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  3. MarianApril 18, 2017 at 5:54 PM

    Haha! Watch out for that poet! It's like that veiled threat, piss me off and I'll write you in to one of my novels. Or whatever it says. Oops

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    1. TimoteoApril 18, 2017 at 6:55 PM

      I already did write some of them in--lol

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    2. TimoteoApril 18, 2017 at 6:57 PM

      M: You'd might be surprised as to which characters were real people!

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  4. Susie ClevengerApril 18, 2017 at 9:20 PM

    Beware of spewing poets...You might get caught up in their mess.

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  5. Cressida de NovaApril 18, 2017 at 10:31 PM

    Ha..was going to say something but I have to rush off to change.

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    1. TimoteoApril 19, 2017 at 11:03 PM

      Sorry I spewed on you...will be more careful :)

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  6. grapelingApril 18, 2017 at 11:48 PM

    hahaha. yep ~

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    1. TimoteoApril 19, 2017 at 11:06 PM

      I'd give you a thumbs up, but I'm all thumbs

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  7. Rosemary Nissen-WadeApril 19, 2017 at 12:11 AM

    Bloody Vogons!

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  8. AnonymousApril 19, 2017 at 2:57 PM

    As long as I can decorate mine

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  9. Justin LambApril 19, 2017 at 3:08 PM

    True indeed. "you can spot them by the torment in his eye." That's a great line.

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    1. TimoteoApril 19, 2017 at 11:11 PM

      Thank you...and now I must get back to my tormentors

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  10. Marina SofiaApril 20, 2017 at 12:30 PM

    Tee hee... I've been on the gushing end of that myself! Those last two lines are particularly funny. Well done, it made me giggle. Hoping your torment will be milder today.

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  11. TimoteoApril 20, 2017 at 12:33 PM

    Glad you picked up on that, Marina!

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  12. AnonymousApril 20, 2017 at 1:05 PM

    Oh, that muse can be unpredictable!

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    1. TimoteoApril 22, 2017 at 11:33 AM

      Sometimes it visits you in the middle of the night and wakes you up!

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  13. hyperCRYPTICalApril 20, 2017 at 1:28 PM

    He-He. Love it. A pith helmet not needed - need the rush of the gush!
    Anna :o]

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  14. Frank HubenyApril 20, 2017 at 5:15 PM

    Nothing like the poet and his muse exploding. :)

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  15. AnotherFearlessYear.netApril 21, 2017 at 12:34 PM

    Spectacular warning! Love it.

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  16. Sok SarethAugust 5, 2017 at 7:13 PM

    I'm with you on this one. The art of intelligent conversation is on the decline.

    ตารางคะแนนบุนเดสลีกา

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