I.
I meet her at the party.
She is working for an agency
called Asians For Special Occasions,
renting herself out to PC folks who want
their social gatherings to appear culturally diverse.
I ask if she has done many similar events,
and she replies, "Oh, yes. in fact when you
see a Japanese, or Chinese, or Korean, or
Vietnamese, or Thai-looking person at a
party these days, they are likely from the agency."
(She isn't supposed
to drink the wine,
but I say here,
you can suck on mine.)
II.
There is a young middle-tier porn actress
there, recruited by the hosts
to add an air of decadent sophistication
to the assemblage. She looks like the
girl next door--freckle splashed cheeks
and nose--not like the skanky-looking
babes from the early days of the business.
Someone asks if she ever gets
involved with the men she works with and
she says, "Guys are so PRESUMPTUOUS!
Just because I DO you--what in the world
would lead you to assume
I would ever want to date you?"
(She's also not supposed to touch the vino,
but she's eyeing my glass,
so surreptitiously, I slip it to her.)
She grabs a handful of almonds from
the hors d'oeuvre table and says:
"Imagine if I were allergic to nuts."
III.
There is a Jewish woman wearing a head scarf.
She is posing as a Muslim. She's there for the
same reason as the other hired help. They couldn't
get the real thing on short notice, she confides, but
she has similar coloring, and everyone assumes.
Because of the head scarf, they assume.
"Perception is reality," she explains.
(I offer her a sip, but she says, "Better not...it would blow my cover.")
The hosts have thought of everything.
Except to have stocked enough wine.
When it runs out, I prepare to make my exit,
thanking the two of them--a white couple in their fifties--for their hospitality. The couple doesn't
know me, but each assumes the other one does.
Which is all well and good I say to myself
as I move, a little wobbly, toward the gate.
I wasn't invited.
to add an air of decadent sophistication
to the assemblage. She looks like the
girl next door--freckle splashed cheeks
and nose--not like the skanky-looking
babes from the early days of the business.
Someone asks if she ever gets
involved with the men she works with and
she says, "Guys are so PRESUMPTUOUS!
Just because I DO you--what in the world
would lead you to assume
I would ever want to date you?"
(She's also not supposed to touch the vino,
but she's eyeing my glass,
so surreptitiously, I slip it to her.)
She grabs a handful of almonds from
the hors d'oeuvre table and says:
"Imagine if I were allergic to nuts."
III.
There is a Jewish woman wearing a head scarf.
She is posing as a Muslim. She's there for the
same reason as the other hired help. They couldn't
get the real thing on short notice, she confides, but
she has similar coloring, and everyone assumes.
Because of the head scarf, they assume.
"Perception is reality," she explains.
(I offer her a sip, but she says, "Better not...it would blow my cover.")
The hosts have thought of everything.
Except to have stocked enough wine.
When it runs out, I prepare to make my exit,
thanking the two of them--a white couple in their fifties--for their hospitality. The couple doesn't
know me, but each assumes the other one does.
Which is all well and good I say to myself
as I move, a little wobbly, toward the gate.
I wasn't invited.
