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ENTER TO WIN A SIGNED COPY OF MY NEW BOOK: LAST TANGO IN TIMBUKTU

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Last Tango In Timbuktu

by Tim Schaefer

Giveaway ends December 01, 2015.
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Audrey Howitt aka DivaloungerNovember 12, 2015 at 6:49 PM
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