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That's a great found poem Timoteo! Oh - and I love the re-design.
You do know that they only place those warnings AFTER someone ate them - lol!I saw a label on a toilet brush that said, "Not to be used orally" Yup - we're a crazy society of fools.
MAXINE,Thanks--I like your re-design too!TALON,You'd have to have a pretty BIG MOUTH to want to use a toilet brush as a tooth brush! (Steven Tyler maybe?)
... like that bottle of mosquito repellent... on its label -Not to be taken internally-. Don't they know that a mosquito cannot read?... the doseage lable on the >Common Sense< bottle, -use only when not instructed otherwise-
lol oh gosh.. too funny, I think people just make up stupid stuff...LOL
Yuuuuk. Sorry, I can't get beyond the photo. It completely stops my brain from functioning.
Someone once told me that if there is a warning on a label, no matter how stupid it sounds that someone has tried it. There is a lot of stupid people out there!
DOUG,Yeah, like anybody who would eat that packet of silica gel would be too young to read the label anyway...duh!LORRAINE,Like me!ARLENE,Sorry, but sometimes that's the lengths we have to go to, TO PROTECT THE PUBLIC!CINDY,Here's another one--there's a post office I go to that has a parking lot with an obvious downhill slant to it, and there are several signs there that say: "NOT A LEVEL SURFACE." (Your tax dollars at work.)
I'm sure that if someone ate animal waste and subsequently sued the animal, Congress would waste our money passing legislation to have all animals wear a dorky warning sign.
KOBICO,Either that or require them to wear diapers!