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Monday, May 24, 2010

TIMOTEO'S WACKY WORDS (that you won't find in the dictionary) # 4








WHORGANIC: Term applied to produce that was harvested by Brazilian prostitutes who were certified not to have been sprayed with pesticides.

8 comments:

  1. *scratching my head* Is it the produce that is pesticide free or the prostitutes? lol!

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  2. I don't know if they're pesticide free or not, but those fruits are so bright, they look radioactive!

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  3. Oh you horrible man you lol yet astute and funny!

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  4. TALON,
    It's the hookers who weren't sprayed, cuz if they had been sprayed, it could have rubbed off onto the produce!

    KOBICO,
    I'm looking for someone to catch onto the "subtle" imagery some of the fruit portrays in relation to those ladies of the evening.

    LORRAINE,
    Wow, you're the first person to say, "Oh you nasty man" since...uh, yesterday!

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  5. Oooo... provides sort of a new and imaginitive vision of the "road-side" farm stands.

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  6. MAGYAR,
    Next time you stop by a fruit stand and a Brazilian lady is there, ask if there are any "specials" for today!

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  7. Tee Hee. You should write a new dictionary: I'd buy it!

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  8. MAXINE,
    It may come to that! I also welcome contributions of your own original words!

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